Bikes

I've figured out where old bikes go to die. Apparently they are exported to China where they continue to live on forever. I've seen all manner of bikes in Beijing, some I swear have been around since the turn of the 20th century. Seriously though, what is with China and all these old bikes? These things were around with the dinosaurs. I swear I saw the one that Moses rode across the Red Sea, it was that old. Listen China, if you can build the bird nest stadium and the swimming cube you can build a few new bikes and retire the really old ones for God's sake.

- Wil