Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Burning Man 2015: Day of the Dead, Aussies/Brits and the THUNDERDOME

Wednesday night was Day of the Dead at Sharkey's Bar and Lounge Camp.  Thanks to Deanna I was made up into the figure that you see below.  I think it went over very well judging from the reaction that I was getting from people in the camp and around burning man.  I didn't realize how disconcerting I looked until I saw this picture.  Disturbing to 
say the least.  

As the Day of the Dead was our theme for dinner this night most of the camp came to dinner made up accordingly.  The dining tent was done up in said same theme and we all had a good time.  



After dinner a group of us me, Jon and some Aussies/Brits were looking for a good party on the esplanade to go to.  The Aussies had heard that there was a white party taking place at Distrikt so we decided to go.  There were about 12 of us in our party.  We hopped on our bikes turn on our lights and headed out.  

For the  uninitiated navigating the Playa at night can be intimidating and dangerous particularly if you and your bike are not lit up.  If not lit up you can be seen and can easily be run over by another person on a bike or in the various art cars that roam Burning Man at night.  At BM we call those unlit people and bikes "Darktards".  

We made it to Distrikt and the music was pumping.  We parked and locked our bikes and found a space near the dance floor to stow our stuff.  

For the Day of the Dead night Jon created a skeleton out of light and attached to a black shirt and pants.  The effect was amazing.  The red heart would beat in time with any ambient sound source.  So on the dance floor the heart would beat like crazy.  He would this skeleton shuffle dance that was both hilarious and effective.  In complete dark all you'd see would be a headless skeleton dance in the night.  Genius!!


We only stayed at Distrikt for a short while before the group decided to move on to another party which we found easily enough on the Esplanade.  This party had a bar so we ponied up to the bar to get drinks but the lines were long.  The music at this place wasn't as good as Distrikt in my opinion. Conscious of how I looked in my getup I stood on the edge of the dance floor and stared at this one guy who was looking at me.  Hood up slightly covering my face and standing like a statue I stared at him.  He was visibly shaken and after a while tentatively came over.  As he approached I didn't move.  He came closer.  Finally I smiled and he breathed a sigh of relief and said "OMG, I didn't know if you were real or not but had to see.  You scared me!"  We hugged it out (it's a burning man thing) and he went back to dancing.    

After a little while the Aussies/Brits decided that some were going to go back to camp to get their drinks (because of the long lines) while the others were going to meet them at another party.  Jon and I decided to break with the group and explore the Playa at night since this was the first time were we out together.

We locked our bikes at a place we'd remember and started out on foot.  Soon enough we came upon the ThunderDome.  Think MadMax with Tina Turner and people in post apocalypse getups swinging from bungies suspended from the top of the dome.  This was the same thing with combatants battling each other with cushioned batons.

We watched for a little bit but really wanted to climb up the dome to get a view from above.  Unfortunately, space didn't present itself.

Now I'd seen the ThunderDome last year at BM 2014 and knew that I wanted to battle.  Didn't know how they chose the combatants but was going to find out tonight.  We started walking around the down and I saw people in line in a roped off area and asked the woman how does on get to battle.  She told us and I turned to Jon and said let's do it.  He reluctantly agreed and we got in line in our Day of the Dead attire.  We almost left the line because it looked like it was really long.  Plus I didn't think that we wanted to spend possible over an hour in line when what we really wanted to do was explore the playa at night.  Fortunately, the line wasn't as long as it looked and the wait was only 45 minutes or so.  We also found out that we were going to be the last battle of the night.  So we couldn't disappoint.  Jon was in need of a drink and the woman controlling the line happily produced her flask and gave him a swig of liquid encouragement.  So we watched other battles and waited.  We agreed that we would hold back on each other.  We would make it EPIC.

We had to remove all the BM necklaces and things we  had attached to our bodies so they wouldn't choke us or snag a finger or something.  This meant that Jon had to remove the battery pack that powered the lights of his skeleton.  This was a bummer since we were looking forward to having a skeletal battle royal.  I removed my white fur hoodie and shirt underneath leaving me only in long white running spandex and skeleton makeup.

It's now our turn.

I'm escorted to the harness with my head intentionally hanging low.
We are strapped in and I lift my head showing skeletal make-up and raise my arms into the air.
Crowd goes wild.
I stare intently at Jon.  (He later tells me that he was little afraid.)
We are pulled back by the handlers and then thrown at each other.
The battle begins.
As Jon later says "I don't know if we battled for 30 secs or 5 minutes."
It's all a blur.
We both remember being upside down at one point still trying to beat the other senseless.
Jon loses a shoe I think.
I take his baton at one point and he takes mine.
We clash at least three times maybe four I don't recall.
We swing.
We kick.
We beat each other with reckless abandon.
A winner is declared....Jon wins.
It's okay.  We both wins because we had an experience that most at Burning Man don't experience.
We are told  that we put on a really good battle by the handlers.

Afterwards adrenaline is pumping hard.  We are thirsty, in need of water and a bathroom (porta potty).
Once the flood of adrenaline leaves our system we are dead tired.  Walking is a chore.  Both of us are feeling woosie.
As we walk to the porta potty a couple of girls recognize Jon from the battle and tells him he was great.  He's a rockstar.

We make our ways back to the bikes tired but giddy from what we just did.  A phenomenal shared experience.

We recount our stories when back at camp only to find that a number of our close friends were at the ThunderDome that night but left a couple of battles before we fought.  Unfortunately, we have not pictures from the battle but have great memories.




Burning Man 2015: Monda

The flight from Newark to Detroit was short and uneventful.

We had a slight layover in the Detroit airport and settled down to wait to board the flight to LA.  We, Jon and I, sat down next to Monda.  What an amazing woman.

Monda was headed to LA to showcase a film that she created called Little Known Stories.  This film centers around the fact that there was "zoos" in Germany, I believe, where the attractions were people of different ethnic backgrounds but mainly black people.  I was fascinated that these "zoos" existed but completely weirded out that I had never heard of this before.  Monda assured us that it is a part of history that most people don't know about but will after her film comes out.

When Jon and I get together we can be very silly; playing off of each other making the absurd and the ridiculous seem normal.  Most people will look at us and think what a couple of silly idiots.  That ridiculousness belies smart and intelligent men and we found a kindred spirit of silliness, fun and intellect in Monda that meshed with our own.  I was going on about how my phone was dying and all the plugs to charge my phone were taken up by others.  This turned into a comedy bit between me and Jon, as most things do, when from out of her bag Monda pulls out a mini portable charger with attachment that she then gives me to charge my phone.

Her kindness and magical bag proved helpful yet again when while on the plane I rolled up the sleeves of my hoodie only to noticed that my elbows were completely ashy.  I searched out Monda on the plane and asked if she had any lotion.  From her magical bags pulls out lotion and bye bye ashy elbows.  Normally I wouldn't have searched out a person that I just met to ask for lotion but I knew that I could with Monda.  She has a generosity of spirit that is so apparent as soon as you met her.

As I type this I'm looking at her business card I just noticed the hash tag on it which makes sense after meeting her.  The hash tag is #letsallbehuman  Yes, let's all be human Monda.

Also on her business card is a small picture from one of these "zoos".  The picture shows a waist high enclosed areas with people many lined on the outside of it.  Inside this enclosure is a small black girl looking at something that a woman is handing to her.  Monda told us she would love to find the woman that was this child.  I hope that she does as well.

Pleasure meeting you Monda.  I hope you trip to LA was productive.  Maybe one day we all will see your film and Sundance or some other film festival.


Burning Man 2015: Flight interrupted

I had every intention of sleeping through the flights to the left cost. These are early morning flights and I've had about 1.5 hours of sleep the night before. First leg to Detroit: mission accomplished. Second leg from Detroit to LA not so much thanks to Lisa.

Sat down, got comfy, blanket covering upper body to fight the chill of the A/C that's blasting. Close eyes and resting. Short while later i hear flight attendant come by with cart. My tray table is in the up and locked position; the universal signal of seasoned travelers to flight attendant that I don't want anything. The flight attendant knows the sign and leave me alone. Lisa on the other had is flying for the first time. She sitting in the window seat and is asking what kind of alcohol they have....at 830 in the morning. She settles on vodka cranberry and orders THREE...at 830 in the morning. The flight attendant tells her that she can only two at a time to which Lisa replies "They're not all for me, I'm buying them for me and these two fine men sitting next to me. It's my 50th birthday and we are going to get this party started"...at 830 in the morning. That was my sleepy introduction to Lisa the latest initiate into the 50 year old club. Suffice it to say the next four hours were part amazing, insightful and equally horrifying and beautiful. 

To be honest I was annoyed.  All Jon and I wanted to do was sleep after getting minimal sleep the night before at his and Jill's place.  Jon, an ex-worker and a friend for many years, was travelling with me to Burning Man (BM) for the first time.   We just wanted to sleep so that we'd be refreshed for the next couple of days in LA with Madi and Paul.  I told myself one drink then off to sleep.  I would NOT engage.  

Drinks came.  We toasted Lisa and wished her a happy birthday.  I drained my drink closed my eyes and settled in to go back to sleep.  Lisa started talking to Jon because he was sitting next to her.  Jon's a really good guy.  I knew he just wanted to sleep as well but could tell he wished he was sitting in the aisle seat.  I have him a look that said "that sucks for you" and closed my eyes but sleep wouldn't come because Lisa wanted to get the party started.  LOL...at 830 in the morning.  

I started listening to her story as she was talking to Jon.  Her life hasn't been the easiest.  She had some of her grown children living with her some of which were going to hard times with drugs.  Grand children figured into her life as well with her being the one to watch them while parents were at work.  She herself had suffered from a 30 year crack addiction but somehow quit it.  

This was her first flight.  She was headed to San Diego to spend a month with her son who had been living in Cali for a while.  She said that her son wanted to show her another life.  One without the stress and struggle that she'd been experiencing for a long time.  

My heart went out to her.  At one point I engaged with her and told her she's been given a great gift for the next month by being in Cali with her son.  That this visit could very well set the course for the second half of her life.  She agreed and recognized this trip for what it could represent:  a greater turning point in her life.  

For the next couple of hours Jon and I listened to Lisa heard her hopes and dreams and fears.  We laughed, joked and drank with her and genuinely had a really good time with her.  At one point she became self conscious of the fact that she didn't have her teeth in and went to the bathroom to put them in so that she could look her best for these "fine young men".  She was shocked when I told her I was older than she was.  LOL.  During some slight turbulence she asked if that was normal.  With a shocked look on my face I said "No, that's not normal something's wrong."  LOL.   Jon quickly told her not to listen to me and yes that was normal.  

The flight ended.  Jon and I left Lisa on the plane because she was continuing on to the next stop.  The flight didn't go as I expected but something tells me it went exactly as it should have.  Lisa thanked us for listening to her and being a comfort to her on the flight.  She thanked the Lord for us and I thank him for putting us there in those seats on that flight.  

"Let's get this party started" was mine and Jon's saying for the entire BM experience in the coming week.  Lisa was always there in the back of our minds.  I trust she's doing well and enjoying her time in California with her son and his Italian wife.  

Friday, August 28, 2015

HEDDO AGAIN

WIL: Heddo my dear Vagabond Monologues it's been a while.  

TVM: Damn straight it's been a while where the frak have you been?

WIL: Huh? What?  Umm, I've been working, making a living for myself.

TVM:  Oh and in all that time you couldn't have dropped by and posted a thing or two?  You haven't been hear since...what 2009?

WIL:  Sorry..

T:  And in all that time you have been anywhere?  No vacations, no experiences, nuffin?  I DON'T THINK SO.

W: No, no.  I've been places but thought that my blogging days were over.

T:  Oh, sooooo  you have been places.  Where?  Where demmit?

W:  Ahhh, umm, I've been to Morrocco...

T:  Morrocco!  MORROCO??  I can't believe... Where else?

W:  London, Madrid, Canada, France, Mexico...different parts of the US.

T:  Oh really?  And after visiting all those places you didn't think to come and tell me and your readers about it?

W:  No I did, but I thought my blogging days were over...

T:  SO WHAT BRINGS YOU BACK HERE NOW AFTER 6 YEARS?  HUH?  WHAT???? COME ON TELL ME.

W:  Well I've posted some lengthy post of Facebook..

T:  FACEBOOK!!!  FACEBOOK???  WAIT ONE FRAKKING MINUTE.  YOU'VE BEEN POSTING TO FACEBOOK RATHER THAN COMING HERE AND POSTING TO ME?  HOW VERY DARE YOU...

W:  wait hold on a sec let me finish...I've been posting on Facebook and people have been liking my posts and saying that I should right a book or sumfin so I figured why not revive The Vagabond Monologues (TVM).  Plus back when I was blogging in 2008 I was on an adventure and going to exciting places and doing interesting and different things.  Being a working stiff now, working for the man and not doing anything interesting or exciting I figured who would want to read about my observations, trips, vacations etc.  I'm not doing anything like 2008 now.  Who wants to read about yet another stupid blogger and his boring life.  Yeah, and my life is boring but after the response on Facebook that other site I thought why not.

T:  Uh huh.  Go on.

W:  Well that and I'm leaving for Burning Man tomorrow for the second time.

T:  SHUT YOUR FACE!!  You're going to Burning Man... AGAIN?  And you didn't think to blog about it the first time?  YOU AND  YOUR STUPID FACE SUCK WIL.

W:  I know.  I know.  Yeah, going again but this time I will blog about it during Burning Man, if I can get internet connection, if not I'll do like we did in Beijing.  Remember Beijing.

T:  Yeah, I remember Beijing and Cambodia and.. Wait don't get me all nostalgic.  I'm still kinda mad at you.

W:  Yeah, I know.  I'm really sorry.  I really am.  I've missed you...

T:  I've missed you too

W:  ...but I'm back now.

T:  But for how long?

W:  If I'm being honesty I really don't know.  It might just be for this Burning Man experience...but I'm here now.  Are you okay with that?

T:  Do I have a choice?  I don't think so.  So I'll have to be okay with it, right?

W:  Yeah, I guess.  You won't do anything dumb...like not auto-save my post or sumfin like that...will you.

T:  If I'M being honest I can't make YOU any promises.

W:  Fair enough....

T:  .......

W:  ....we really did have a good time in 2008 though, right?

T:  ........

W:  Right?

T:  yeah we did.

W:  Sorry?  What, I didn't hear you?

T:  Yeah we did.

W:  Remember Biloxi MS?  Oh and remember the kids in Cambodia?

T:  Do I?  Fun, crazy, adventurous times.  Remember the fight in Beijing?  Dood you kicked some butt that night.

W:  LOL.

T:  Remember when Jenn and Anidya came to Beijing and you guys went out and got drunk and Jenn started dropping it like it was hot.

W:  Do I?  One of the many great nights in Beijing to be sure.

T:  I miss that life

W:  Yeah, me too.

T:  Are you still in touch with your fellow classmates from Beijing.

W:  Yeah, we hit each other up on FB that other site but they are all over the world so I don't see them.  But we all will always have that experience of Beijing.

T:  That's true.  Promise me you will tell me all about Burning Man this time Wil.

W:  I will.  You'll see.  I will.

T:  Pictures too?

W:  LOL.  Yes, pictures too!  You sound like Mike who was always clamoring for pictures in 2008.  Remember it may be after the fact because of internet connection....

T:  Yeah,  yeah, that's okay.  I'm holding you to it.

W:  And I'm holding you to holding me to it.

T:  Bet

W:  Look, I have to go now.  Gotta pack and figure out what I'm taking with.  See you soon.  Okay?

T:  Okay.

W:  We good?

T:  Yeah, we're good Wil.  Be safe okay?  And watch out, I've heard from other blogs that there's a bug infestation of biblical proportions.

W:  Oh dear God please don't remind me.  I've  heard that too.  The last report I heard on Sunday past is that they are gone.  Fingers crossed this is true.  You know how much I hate bugs.

T:  You don't  have to tell me.  I remember your "love bug" post in May.  LOL.  Man up dood.  They're just bugs.

W:  I know.  I'll put on my big boi pants this time.  LOL.  See you soon TVM.

T:  Bye Wil.

W:  Bye


*Not checked for spellink, grandma or punkshiation so get over it.

Jenoy.  - Wil