5. A sail boat in the middle of the road.
4. A hooker trying to flag down a John. (Are we still calling them hookers? Or do they preferred to be called "call girls."
3. Body parts. (I'm still holding out hope that the arm and legs were prosthetic limbs and not the real McCoys.)
2. A police officer getting what appears to be a bj? (I got nothing to say about this one.)
And the number 1 thing you don't expect to see on the interstate highway system, wait for it:
1. Bigfoot. (He was about 8 feet tall by the side of the highway, covered in hair and looked like he step out of the movie Harry and the Hendersons. You draw you own conclusions. LOL)
3 comments:
A "BJ" REALLY? WAS IT BY BIG FOOT ON THE BOAT?
I'VE SENT AN ANGEL TO WATCH OVER YOU, DON'T GET HIM INTO ANY TROUBLE, HE'S GOT A HALO TO KEEP STRAIGHT!!!
I LOVE YOU, YOUR FAVORITE COUSIN!
D.
P.S.: PLEASE SAVE SOME OF THAT S**T FOR ME!!!!
I think we're allowed to call them hookers, since they are "hooking" johns by luring them in with their highway goodies. "Call girls" you ring up on the phone.
I don't know why I know this.
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